Crookhaven was nice but the weather was cr*p.
Next stop, back East to Baltimore.
Baltimore has a floating pontoon for yachts during the
summer months, with water available by hose and Murphys by tap. Summer normally
starts in May, but as it has been raining and cold, summer has been cancelled
in Baltimore and there is no pontoon yet.
We anchored and flubbered ashore.
We visited the “Craft Shop and Information Centre”.
The nice lady in the shop had an English accent and was
unable to answer the obscure and challenging questions put to her by Professor
Dr. A.J. Edwards.
He opened with a tricky one: “Do you have a bus timetable,
please?”
“Err… No. You could
ask at the Pub.”
Next: “How do I book a taxi, please?”
“Err … You could ask at the Pub.”
We went to the Pub.
The nice bar lady poured us a pint and two halves of Murphys, gave us a
bus timetable and booked Al a taxi.
Next off .. getting rid of rubbish.
You go to the shop and buy a coupon for a plastic bag and
code number for 6 Euros.
You then put your rubbish in the bag and type in the code
and push the bag into the special steel rubbish silo.
Alternatively, you leave your rubbish next to the silo, get
back in the flubber and go back to the boat.
We chugged away from the metropolis of Baltimore to “Sherkin
Island Marina”.
This is about a mile away, on Sherkin Island.
This marina is open because summer lasts all year on Sherkin
Island.
The electricity is bust after the “terrible storms last
week” (must have been something of a local weather aberration), but the water
was working and with three lengths of hose, some insulting tape and a few cable
ties (to hold the valve open), we filled Albatross’s capacious water tanks.
The sun came out, seabirds soared by and scantily dressed virgins
frolicked on the sandy beaches.
It just happened to be Sherkin Island Art Week.
Basically, as I understand it, Dublin University Art
Students can, during their course, live, eat, sleep, do art and smoke dope on
Sherkin Island, receiving instruction and inspiration over the Internet. When degree-time comes, these students
display their art in various houses and ruins all over the island. During the week in question, proud parents
(of the students) can come over and wander around the island admiring the work
of their gifted children. Tourists
(like us) were (this being Ireland) naturally, made extremely welcome.
We had a good wander and one art centre even opened 2 hours
early in our honour.
On reflection, I suspect that the distribution and consumption
of dope by various students may vary significantly, as did the tangibility (to
me) of some of the art presented.
Or, put another way: some of the art may be easier to
appreciate if you are stoned as well.
Sherkin Island Motor Museum
Anyway, a lot of it was very interesting, beautiful even,
and we had a nice wander around the island in the sun.
Sunday. Al went home
today. We will miss him.
There are no direct flights from Sherkin Island (unless you
can find some very strong grass).
Al’s journey therefore went ..
walk to harbour,
ferry to Baltimore,
taxi from Pub to Skibbarean
bus to Cork
bus to Cork Airport
plane to Newcastle
etc.
While Al tested most of the transport network of the British
Isles, we had a nice day off on Sherkin Island. Walks etc.
Monday.
Up at dawn (0800 ..
dawn is surprisingly late in Ireland in May) and off to Lawrence Cove on Bear
Island in Bantry Bay.
Apparently there is a heat wave in Ireland today.
It was foggy at sea but very pleasant
none-the-less.
We sailing within 2 miles of The Fastnet Rock, but barely
saw it, thanks to the fog.
Arrived in Lawrence Cove 1400 hours.
This is place is lovely, sheltered, quiet. Electricity,
water and diesel on the pontoon; the last of such supplies available going west
for several hundred (possibly thousand) miles.
The diesel pump is broken (“since that terrible storm”)
Footnote:
Avid followers will be anxious to hear news of Bonzo (our
family pet and guard dog).
Bonzo has unfortunately had to “leave therapy early”. As his therapist explained, "what is the
chance of an aggressive psychopath with the brain power of a turnip gaining any
useful insight into his condition when this only motivation (other than
attacking members of the public) is essentially a complex
algorithm of the oestrogen concentration of the dog pee left by the corgi on
the lamppost across the road?"
Enough said.