What to wear in Scotland?

Dear Reader(s), my most esteemed and loyal (and quite possibly, only) reader has asked me to advise on the best attire for aspiring sailors in Scotland in May.

Boots, plus 1 or 2 layers of socks

Long woolly longjohns

Jeans 

Shirt

Thin fleece

Medium fleece

Thick fleece

Full wet weather gear

Hat (with ear flaps)

Hood

Life jacket. 

If it's going to be cold, add vest and scarf.

On warmer days, omit one fleece.

Simples!